Dear WOOF readers, are we not true to our pledge to bring you the finest in up-to-the-moment news reporting—even including the news that has not yet even happened? Some readers voiced skepticism yesterday morning when WOOF’s own Dr. Gootensteiner Johannes Walters employed his unique ability to read the occult Akashic record and wrote a well informed article for us on how the Republicans on the Hill will cave into the Totalitarian Socialist Media’s demand that the President’s plan to raise taxes and the debt ceiling be aided and abetted by a compliant Republican party in both houses! Some of you scoffed, upbraiding us for our incautious journalism, our willingness
to link the honorable name of WOOF to a reportorial style some of you branded “speculative,” “tentative at best,” and in one instance, “crackpot stuff!” Well, apparently Dr. Walters is well enough respected by SOME parties on the Hill! Yes, according to an article appearing this morning at Breitbart News, (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/12/10/Rand-Paul-Paul-Broun-others-to-join-tea-party-group-in-bashing-House-GOP-leadership-on-taxes-this-week) Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) and Congressman Paul Brown (R-Georgia) “will join [a] Tea Party group…to denounce the House leadership’s caving on taxes later this week” adding that an event scheduled with Paul and Brown for Wednesday this week at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., “will focus on opposing the GOP ‘surrender’ to new taxes.” Looks like you have readers in high places, Dr. Walters! All kudos to you sir, and to Messrs. Paul and Brown who clearly see the future as well! WOOF, for its part, pledges that it will proudly continue to report news that has not yet actually happened whenever circumstances permit, and the gathering tyrannies of socialist despotism demand that we do so! We’ll be here for you, gentle readers! And Dr. Walters will be too! Well—he’ll be in Zug Switzerland—but you know what we mean!