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MAGGIE’S DRAWERS DIVISION

THOMAS JE FFERSON ONCE SHOT A MAN ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN FOR TREASON!

Detroit Shoots Back: How the Motor City took back its Streets and Outdrew the Left.

To Ban, or not to Ban? Governor Christie on the Lathe of Ambivalence!

“Gun Crazy”…Better than no guns at all?

If you meet ‘historic legislation’ on the road to stricter gun control, shoot it down!

President Obama once shot a clay pigeon on the Camp David lawn for treason!

THE GREAT OBAMA GUN GRAB–WOOF EXAMINES THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE CRAZY!

DOODLES, DIGITS, AND DOWNLOADS: THE THREAT ENLARGES!

PUBLIC SERVICE ITEM: WOOF RELUCTANTLY TAKES LEAD IN ENNDING GUN VIOLENCE!

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Krystyna Legaspi 9 June 2013 at 3am
Thanks, Krystyna–you speak for untold thousands of knowledge seekers who seem to come here every month to find out if Thomas Jefferson once shot a traitor on the White House lawn–and leave disappointed. But look at all the new Woofketeers we recruit in the process! –Ed.

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WOOF! Watchdogs of Our Freedom 20 June 2013 at 8pm
Good site! I really love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I’m wondering how I could be notified when a new post has been made. I’ve subscribed to your RSS which must do the trick! Have a nice day! Judson

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Judson 13 July 2013 at 7am
- Beats us, Judson–what’s an RSS? –Ed.
  
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  WOOF! Watchdogs of Our Freedom 25 August 2014 at 7pm
Модные женские советы здесь zdorovaya-life.ru

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KevinDok 26 May 2018 at 12pm
- Sure, Kevin, that’s easy for YOU to say! –ed.
  
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