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Krystyna Legaspi 9 June 2013 at 3am
Thanks, Krystyna–you speak for untold thousands of knowledge seekers who seem to come here every month to find out if Thomas Jefferson once shot a traitor on the White House lawn–and leave disappointed. But look at all the new Woofketeers we recruit in the process! –Ed.

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WOOF! Watchdogs of Our Freedom 20 June 2013 at 8pm
Good site! I really love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I’m wondering how I could be notified when a new post has been made. I’ve subscribed to your RSS which must do the trick! Have a nice day! Judson

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- THE FIRE NEXT TIME?!
- No sooner had the Bidens arrived on vacation in Nantucket (quite the tourist trap in December) than the vehicles the secret service used to caravan them to their ritzy vacation site caught fire in the overnight parking lot The five vehicles, a Chevy Suburban, a Ford Explorer, an Infiniti QX80, a Ford Expedition and a Jeep Gladiator,were utterly consumed by flames–Every one of them. Spontaneous combustion, ball lightning–or the wrath of God? Experts remain baffled. WOOF suspects a divine warning shot was intended–so don’t miss the next exciting episode!
- So, is that--like--an apology??
- Yes, it’s Joe Biden again, screeching to his audience at a Dem rally that an election win this year will “keep the House in Democrats…” allow the codification of Roe vs.Wade, ensure a ban on whatever he thinks “assault weapons” are, and most important? “Make sure no one ever has the chance to steal an election again!” Wow, Joe! Finally, a good idea!
- STILL DEPLORABLE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?!
- Lit with angry red light, standing in front of Independence Hall, quivering with animosity, a particularly unhinged Joe Biden speechified during prime time that “MAGA Republicans do not respect the Constitution…do not believe in the rule of law…do not recognize the rule of the people…refuse to accept the results of a free election…they embrace anger; they thrive on chaos. They live not in the light of truth, but in the shadow of lies.” But that doesn’t mean all Republicans are bad. “Not all Republicans are MAGA Republicans,” explained Joe. At least a few of us may get away!
- FREE JOHN CORNYN!
- John Cornyn (R-Texas) has been brutalized for recommending the repeal of Plessy v. Ferguson, not to mention Brown v. Board of Education, as though crowing that overturning these rulings awaits now that abortion is no longer federally subsidized. In fact, he was responding to a tweet from Barack Obama about how regrettable Supreme Court reversals are, by tweeting “now do…” by way of pointing out several reversals Obama would be disinclined to consider regrettable–but no matter. His naively phrased tweet resulted in a press-frenzy piggie pile and the discourse on the street is that Cornyn is some sort of born-again Dixiecrat. We’re waiting for Obama to rise to the occasion and defend the senator.
- RELAX, AMERICA! DOCTOR JILL IS UNDETERRED!
- Great news, America! You may be clawing for survival, but Dr. Jll is undeterred! (We wonder how long it took Harper’s Bizarre to settle on that adjective. Try singing it instead of REM’s line, “Lenny Buce is not afraid!”) Harper’s gushes over “A First Lady Undeterred by pandemic, war, or a country at its breaking point.” In fact, “Dr. Jill Biden has faced it all with the grace and conviction that has guided her all her life—showing up for her students, her friends and family, the American people, her husband, and herself.” Yes Jill, remember to save some time for yourself….and say, what adjective would Harper’s have applied to Melania Trump? You know, if they ever did a story about her? Hmm.
- SLOW LEARNERS ARE CATCHING UP, CBS CLAIMS!
- A new poll from CBS reveals that considerably more than half of Americans are now self-describing as uneasy, worried, and frustrated with the country's direction. Just think how many more might be feeling that way if the poll were NOT conducted by CBS!
- 100% of WOOF's twitter followers found genuine!!
- The bad news is that a recent audit found over 50% of Joe Biden's twitter followers aren't real! Who knew Cornpop had so many friends in the next world? But cheer up, exactly 100% of WOOF's twitter followers are completely real, and even alive. Now, who you gonna follow, America?!
- MADMAN ACROSS THE PODIUM!
- Max Tani at POLITCO is baffled because the Biden presidency isn’t producing “star white house reporters.” In fact, the beat has “become a bore.” Tani can’t figure this out, but suggests that “the main saga of American politics is taking place outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue,” which is baloney. Presidential reporters are boring because rather than confront the national tragedy of a president coming unglued before their eyes, they are united in pretending the emperor is fully clad. But watching a flock of newsies pretending not to notice presidential dementia is worse than boring—it’s insulting to viewers and dangerous to the nation.
- "Cornpop! Great seeing you--man, I thought you were dead!"
- He invited Russian cooperation in rebuilding Syhria-ub-Liya, shook hands with the ghost of Cornpop in North Carolina, and during a speech on the environment said, and we quote: “On a pos ah hab a little coin too now is a build back better world,” adding “we cut down all our forests—we’re doing fine!” The good news: President Biden told Obama he’s running again in 2024 because he’s “the only Democrat who can win!”
- TRUMP TRUMPS BANNON!
- According to Jason Schwartz at POLTICO, “In round one of Trump vs. Bannon on conservative media, the president is pummeling his former advisor. From Fox News to the Drudge Report, all the way down the spectrum to far-right conspiracy sites like The Gateway Pundit and InfoWars, [Politico made no mention of WOOF, sigh] headlines Wednesday afternoon painted former presidential adviser Steve Bannon as unstable and self-interested, and President Donald Trump as a forceful defender of his family and administration.”
- DO SVIDANIYA, M0SCOW!
- The flagship of the Russian Black Sea fleet fell victim, the Kremlin reports, to a mysterious explosion that sank the "Muscov" just off the coast of Ukraine. WOOF can help relieve the mystery. The Musov was sunk by two "Neptune" missiles fired by Ukrainians from the coast, meaning the flag vessel of the Russian fleet was just sunk by a country that doesn't even have a navy. Maybe it's time to sail for home, people!
- We just hope he doesn't hate them because they're grey.
- RIP Harry Reid (1939-2021). We are too Irish to speak ill of the dead, which leaves us with almost nothing to say, but here's some good news: per Reuters: "Former Senator Reid believed Russians are the force behind a spate of mysterious incidents in which Unidentified Flying Objects have harassed US military members off the California coast." So what a relief! At least we can dispense with THAT crazy theory!
- RIP, Rush Hudson Limbaugh III. "May the angels lead you into paradise; may the martyrs come to welcome you and take you to the holy city, the new and eternal Jerusalem." Amen.
- STILL WAITING FOR THE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS IDIOCY!
  The liberal media could not restrain their praise when Kamala Harris promised to model her vice-presidency on the example set by Joe Biden. We may be in the minority, but WOOF understood her remarks to imply a solemn determination to blurt indefensibly stupid and often ridiculous ideas for the next four years, often supported by statistics that upon examination seem paradoxically un-supportive, unless analyzed while on LSD. Too, she seemingly pledged to become absurdly wealthy by coercing friendly regimes, and selling out to enemy despotisms, provided the results are obscenely profitable. WOOF has no evidence (yet) suggesting Harris has delved into influence peddling in emulation of the Biden crime family; but in the stupid-and-ridiculous category, she can be rightfully deemed an overachiever! Most recently, during an interview on WSAZ 3 TV, Harris was asked about the 14,000 West Virginians suddenly facing joblessness owing to Biden’s energy policies. Harris was not caught napping, citing Biden’s plan to retrain “All of those skilled workers who are in the coal industry.” How? Simple. Harris promised that “all” those workers would be taught the green-energy advantages of “transferring those skills to what we need to do in terms of reclaiming abandoned land mines." Okay, sure, as every mainstream news Muppet rushed to explain, Harris probably meant “Abandoned Mine Land.” But the image of unemployed West Virginians retrained to search out, and presumably disarm, imaginary land mines, not only pays homage to Biden’s rich legacy of moronic bloopers, but also evokes nostalgic remembrances of FDR’s various make-work projects, so vital to ensuring the great depression’s sustainability. That is, until the Empire of Japan intervened and saved America from the New Deal.
- NOTHING BUT THE BEST!
  Gore Vidal often criticized famous figures of his day by pointing out that no matter how reasonable and coherent they affected to sound, every so often a little cuckoo bird would pop out of their heads. Joe Biden may or may not be on Adderall, but his cuckoo bird definitely overdosed! Last Saturday, while addressing a group of former Obama staffers, Biden congratulated them, saying, “We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you’d [sic] guys did it for our administration…we have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics!” This boner occasioned a blizzard of Dem operatives insisting their candidate meant to say “anti-fraud,” but this defense ignores Biden’s subsequent boast that “it’s gonna overwhelm the system!” --which certainly constitutes a novel way to fight fraud!
- THE HOLLYWOOD LEFT JUST LEFT HOLLYWOOD!
  According to reports, Tinsel Town is fast becoming a necropolis. Hollywood’s liberal politicians and policies have resulted in the Movie Capital hemorrhaging stars, producers, writers, and directors, all fleeing runaway crime, and skyrocketing taxes. The Daily Mail reports that “Junkies and the homeless, many of whom are clearly mentally ill, walk the palm-lined streets like zombies – all just three blocks from multi-million-dollar homes overlooking the Pacific.” Pavements are littered with syringes, front lawns are defecated on by wandering homeless folks, and upsurges in beatings, robberies, and rapes have the elites fleeing in droves. Have they learned anything in the process? Nah. Pamela Geller’s site posts the sobering reminder that “Just because people leave blue cities over Liberal policies, does not necessarily mean they will vote Republican in their adopted cities.” That’s an understatement! Given the lack of intelligence blatantly handicapping almost all Hollywood stars and the majority of their show biz associates, whatever new lands they settle will soon manifest all the same symptoms of liberal rule that made Hollywood uninhabitable. Build a wall, America!
- MAJOR NEWS SERVICE REPORTS: MIAMI ABOUT TO SINK INTO OCEAN!!
  News flash from Bloomberg Businessweek: “MIAMI WILL BE UNDERWATER SOON!” Arghh!!! What can be done? Is there any hope? Is the city evacuating? Scanning the article for details we learn that Climate Change is the culprit—but we bet you already guessed that part. Then comes the bombshell: “Barring a stupendous reversal in greenhouse gas emissions, the rising Atlantic will cover much of Miami by the end of this century.” So, okay, if your idea of “soon” is something eighty-one years in the future, it’s time to panic. But there’s an even more immediate danger! With that bizarre appetence for paradox so typical of climate-change experts, Rachel Silverstein warns that global warming’s effects may shortly contaminate the city’s aquifer, leading to catastrophic water shortages. Bloomberg reporter Christopher Flavelle frets that, “without this abundant source of fresh water…this hot, remote city could become uninhabitable.” So in that case, why is anybody worried about it flooding in 80 years? In a refreshing moment of reportorial honesty, Flavelle adds that “What nobody knows is when that will happen, or what happens next.” Gosh, Christopher Flavelle, if you’d just said that to begin with, we could have skipped all the fear-mongering hyperbole and enjoyed our breakfast! Don’t bury the lead next time, okay?
- TORCH IT, KURT! BURN IT TO HELL!!
  NEWS ITEM: "Scientists in Antarctica find bizarre creature 3,500m under ice: ‘Like nothing seen before.'" Indeed, Dr. Stewart, leader of the scientific expedition acknowledged finding a completely unknown creature. Dr Schnabel, a marine biologist at the National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research in New Zealand, exclaimed, “It has something quite interesting at the front which sort of likened it to a hippopotamus.” Well, at least that rules out James Arness, or does it? But WOOF still believes the only intelligent thing to do with unknown life forms found under the ice in Antarctica—especially given how this year is going so far—is exactly what Kurt Russell did in the remake of The Thing! Come to think of it, James Arness wasn’t in the remake—and it was even scarier! Get your flame thrower, Kurt!
- WHEW! KIM JONG ILL, BUT UN-DEAD!
  Let joy reign unconfined! According to North Korea’s official news agency, “All participants…burst into thunderous cheers of ‘hurrah,'” as the North’s tubby totalitarian, Kim Jong Un, returned to public view despite rumors that he was dead. Smiling, chain smoking cigarettes, and sporting a new wrist scar western analysts say indicates recent heart surgery, the portly potentate seemed fully recovered. Welcome back, Lil’ Kim! We are all breathing easier in the WOOF cave knowing we still have you to—um--write about! So light up an Yves Saint Laurent custom cigarette, chow down on some of that top-quality Danish pork, sip some Hennessy—re-watch “Rambo,” and take the wife out on the yacht. Life is good, Kim! Live it to the max! (Watch out for your sister, though—she looks mean--just sayin'!)
- According to Jason Schwartz at POLITICO, “In round one of Trump vs. Bannon on conservative media, the president is pummeling his former advisor. From Fox News to the Drudge Report, all the way down the spectrum to far-right conspiracy sites like The Gateway Pundit and InfoWars, [Politico made no mention of WOOF, sigh] headlines Wednesday afternoon painted former presidential adviser Steve Bannon as unstable and self-interested, and President Donald Trump as a forceful defender of his family and administration.”
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