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Krystyna Legaspi 9 June 2013 at 3am
Thanks, Krystyna–you speak for untold thousands of knowledge seekers who seem to come here every month to find out if Thomas Jefferson once shot a traitor on the White House lawn–and leave disappointed. But look at all the new Woofketeers we recruit in the process! –Ed.

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WOOF! Watchdogs of Our Freedom 20 June 2013 at 8pm
Good site! I really love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I’m wondering how I could be notified when a new post has been made. I’ve subscribed to your RSS which must do the trick! Have a nice day! Judson

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Judson 13 July 2013 at 7am
- Beats us, Judson–what’s an RSS? –Ed.
  
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  WOOF! Watchdogs of Our Freedom 25 August 2014 at 7pm
Модные женские советы здесь zdorovaya-life.ru

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KevinDok 26 May 2018 at 12pm
- Sure, Kevin, that’s easy for YOU to say! –ed.
  
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  Global warming has gotten pretty gory! Recently, British climate protesters calling themselves “Extinction Rebellion” poured several gallons of red food dye into a decommissioned fire truck’s water tanks and drove to the British Treasury building, apparently a focal point of wanton ecological destruction. The plan was to spray hundreds of gallons of fake blood on the offending building, symbolizing “climate death.” The plan worked for a total of three seconds before the eco-warrior manning the hose lost control. Despite valiant efforts by fellow protesters to tackle the hose, it continued to writhe and twist unconstrainedly, gushing all 475 gallons of fake blood onto the street, the sidewalks, parked and passing cars, the protesters themselves, and nearly everything else within range, except for the British Treasury building, which escaped unscathed. Woke eco-warriors across England dismissed the bungled spray job as immaterial, reminding the media that a glorious blow against the enemies of carbon-neutrality had been struck no matter where the blood wound up. The only sour note came from Conservative Party lawmaker Susan Hall, who tweeted "What a complete disgrace these people are!” Perhaps she’ll change her tune once the Thames drowns the majority of Londoners and floods the halls of Parliament! Wake up, people!
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- PLEASE HELP US GET BANNED BY PAYPAL! BUY THIS BOOK!
  Many of you know that PayPal has begun banning conservative websites. In a textbook display of leftist irony, sites advertising the book "BANNED" by Adina Kutnicki, courageous blogger, freedom lover, and Lioness of Zion, have been among those singled out for PayPal's opprobrium. As most of you also know, we don't affiliate with PayPal because we give away stuff when we have it, and we don't ask for money. But we still feel left out , so we're boldly endorsing Adina's book (written with co-author, Joe Newby) in a desperate attempt to get banned by PayPal in solidarity with our fellow conservative bloggers--or at least notified that if we ever want to use PayPal, we are pre-banned--is that a thing? We'd settle for that--but the main idea is to get you to buy Adina's book! DISCLAIMER: WOOF receives no portion of any proceeds resulting from this endorsement and attests that its advocacy of Adina Kutnicki's work is unsolicited, unpaid, and based entirely on our personal belief that she is obviously a warrior goddess.
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