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Krystyna Legaspi 9 June 2013 at 3am
Thanks, Krystyna–you speak for untold thousands of knowledge seekers who seem to come here every month to find out if Thomas Jefferson once shot a traitor on the White House lawn–and leave disappointed. But look at all the new Woofketeers we recruit in the process! –Ed.

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WOOF! Watchdogs of Our Freedom 20 June 2013 at 8pm
Good site! I really love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I’m wondering how I could be notified when a new post has been made. I’ve subscribed to your RSS which must do the trick! Have a nice day! Judson

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Judson 13 July 2013 at 7am
- Beats us, Judson–what’s an RSS? –Ed.
  
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  WOOF! Watchdogs of Our Freedom 25 August 2014 at 7pm
Модные женские советы здесь zdorovaya-life.ru

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KevinDok 26 May 2018 at 12pm
- Sure, Kevin, that’s easy for YOU to say! –ed.
  
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