Here are films of recent and increasingly less recent vintage that WOOF avoided going to see, but reviewed for you
anyway! REMEMBER, here at WOOF we miss the films so you don’t have to!
WOOF! Watchdogs of Our Freedom
-
-
-
-
-
Yes, it’s Amy Schumer–one of a handful of pro-Israeli performers taking a stand against woke, antisemitic, pro-Hamas Hollywood! Naturally, Amy, you’ve been canceled–but you have WOOF on your team! (We’ve been canceled for years–it’s not so bad!) And come to think of it, you are really pretty-–and very talented–and we’re sorry now you got gypped out of your deal to play Barbie! If you need to hide out in the WOOF cave ‘till the heat’s off, just just let us know, okay? -
-
After being snubbed, ignored, humiliated, lectured, and summarily dismissed during his visit to Red China, America's phlegmatic Secretary of State, Anthony Blinken posed for a brief re-enactment of Hitler's handshake with Neville Chamberlain in Munich. At least Hitler held Chamberlain's coat and promised him "peace in our time." Xi kicked Blinken's butt and sent him home to renounce Taiwan's independence, despite Biden's previous assertions to the contrary. Please don't let Blinken go anywhere else! Maybe Wynken and Nod are available? -
-
-
Yes, it’s Joe Biden again, screeching to his audience at a Dem rally that an election win this year will “keep the House in Democrats…” allow the codification of Roe vs.Wade, ensure a ban on whatever he thinks “assault weapons” are, and most important? “Make sure no one ever has the chance to steal an election again!” Wow, Joe! Finally, a good idea! -
Lit with angry red light, standing in front of Independence Hall, quivering with animosity, a particularly unhinged Joe Biden speechified during prime time that “MAGA Republicans do not respect the Constitution…do not believe in the rule of law…do not recognize the rule of the people…refuse to accept the results of a free election…they embrace anger; they thrive on chaos. They live not in the light of truth, but in the shadow of lies.” But that doesn’t mean all Republicans are bad. “Not all Republicans are MAGA Republicans,” explained Joe. At least a few of us may get away! -
John Cornyn (R-Texas) has been brutalized for recommending the repeal of Plessy v. Ferguson, not to mention Brown v. Board of Education, as though crowing that overturning these rulings awaits now that abortion is no longer federally subsidized. In fact, he was responding to a tweet from Barack Obama about how regrettable Supreme Court reversals are, by tweeting “now do…” by way of pointing out several reversals Obama would be disinclined to consider regrettable–but no matter. His naively phrased tweet resulted in a press-frenzy piggie pile and the discourse on the street is that Cornyn is some sort of born-again Dixiecrat. We’re waiting for Obama to rise to the occasion and defend the senator. -
-
A new poll from CBS reveals that considerably more than half of Americans are now self-describing as uneasy, worried, and frustrated with the country's direction. Just think how many more might be feeling that way if the poll were NOT conducted by CBS! -
The bad news is that a recent audit found over 50% of Joe Biden's twitter followers aren't real! Who knew Cornpop had so many friends in the next world? But cheer up, exactly 100% of WOOF's twitter followers are completely real, and even alive. Now, who you gonna follow, America?! -
-
PLEASE HELP US GET BANNED BY PAYPAL! BUY THIS BOOK!
Many of you know that PayPal has begun banning conservative websites. In a textbook display of leftist irony, sites advertising the book "BANNED" by Adina Kutnicki, courageous blogger, freedom lover, and Lioness of Zion, have been among those singled out for PayPal's opprobrium. As most of you also know, we don't affiliate with PayPal because we give away stuff when we have it, and we don't ask for money. But we still feel left out , so we're boldly endorsing Adina's book (written with co-author, Joe Newby) in a desperate attempt to get banned by PayPal in solidarity with our fellow conservative bloggers--or at least notified that if we ever want to use PayPal, we are pre-banned--is that a thing? We'd settle for that--but the main idea is to get you to buy Adina's book! DISCLAIMER: WOOF receives no portion of any proceeds resulting from this endorsement and attests that its advocacy of Adina Kutnicki's work is unsolicited, unpaid, and based entirely on our personal belief that she is obviously a warrior goddess.
OR FOLLOW US ON TWITTER–whatever that is! @WOOFALERTS
Watchdogs of Our Freedom 